if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)
are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME
Eventually Simon’s gonna turn around and go “Hey, Finn, remember that one total jerk of a guy who manipulated his girlfriend into beating me up and burning my house down, almost getting me killed? And it turned out that he did all so he could have a sex dream? OH WAIT”
today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE
drowning in my tEARS
Carlos might very well be a genuine Mayan virgin, for all we know.
I believe in you, Carlos!
the way cecil talks there’s no way carlos is a virgin.
perfect carlos and his perfect hand-rolled tacos